You know that horrible nightmare in which you suddenly discover that you're in a crowded place...with no pants on?! Well, I've only recently recovered from this trauma with my new Barbell Jeans. I now stalk the mean streets of DC, feeling as though I am wearing no pants, thanks to the ridiculously comfortable, flawless fit, yet I am coldly confident I'm being stared at because the product of all those deadlifts and squats is finally being showcased properly. My mind is blown at how masterfully tailored these jeans are. I am ruined...I will always expect to feel as though I am wearing no pants. Barbell Jeans...next best thing to going pantsless. There's your new motto, Barbell. You're welcome.